Twas the Day before Launching - Replay of my 2003 classic - I'll stick to day job, believe me.

Twas the Day before Launching Twas the day before Christmas and all through the launch site Everyone stayed busy prepping their flight. All of their rockets lay on the ground, As flyers stood wondering when and if all could be found. When suddenly at the pads there rose such a clatter As folks hooked up their rockets in hopes they would not splatter. As they stood quietly rocking in the breeze on the stands Everyone stood patiently, waiting, nervously rubbing their hands. When off in the distance the PA sprang to life with a screech When some 40's something fat dude started making a speech. Announcing each rocket as it was ready for flight On Warthorg, on Maniac, on Initiator, on Ultimate Endeavor As I count you down do us a favor Fly high and fast and as you reach your summit Please, oh please deploy your chute so we won't watch you plummet. Float gently, gently back to the ground so that we may fly you again, next round. I'll count you down with a Five, Four, Three, Two, One. May you belch fire and leap toward the sun. Making us jump with your extreme mighty power Leaving the ground on a white smoke tower. As you streak through the sky on that white hot flame I'll marvel that you can fly, as everyone else does the same. We'll await the pop to release your parachute. In the mean time, watch out for that old guy with a beard and red suit. As this is Christmas, and Santa will know Whose rockets are aglow. If you take out a reindeer you may hear him shout "I know where you live, and this year your OUT!" So, if you want Santy to fill your pockets with rockets Keep the noisy end down and the pointy end up. And don't glue your fins wrong on your new Bull Pup So be careful this Christmas and have some great flights Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.